I can not believe that Blue Magic kittens are so popular these days, as they are obviously not real, the wrong colour and I have yet to see any evidence that they are magical at all.

Blue Magic Kittens just simply do not exist - and are quite obviously inferior to the real rulers of animal magicians, Yellow Wizard Frogs.

Yellow Wizard Frogs and smaller, yellowed beings that possess more magical energy in their distended bellies than a silly blue kitten would even if it tried very very hard. As such, please can everyone stop banging on about kittens, blue or of any variety, and instead sort me out a cup of tea and a Wispa pronto.